Perfect Match?

Question: Could Pink and I be any more of a perfect match?? Is it destiny for us to be together?

I mean she has a bulldog who is shy and doesn't like people...so she already loves another creature that is basically just like me.

I knew there was a reason I ended up in NYC this summer - finally I found her!

What is wrong with Connie Chung?

I have to give it up to my man Tyler Durden for finding this one. I don't even know what to say other than echo Tyler:

"Honest to god, if you woke up in the middle of the night, and Connie Chung was standing at the foot of your bed doing what she does here, you would literally die. "