Why is this so funny?

There are "explicit" lyrics in this (kind of) but it is genius. The Color Me Badd spoof is by itself almost as funny as the lyrics. I especially enjoy the three-step directions provided in the song.

Why don't I watch more wrestling?

Clearly it provides a level of entertainment hard to find elsewhere:

Tyson Update: The Rest of the World is Slower Than You and I

Our beloved Tyson is making headlines across the country. Check out this local news clip from this week!

Wait, are you for real?

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Another video and another animal, I know. But this one I shot myself and it is awesome! Who taught this cat its manners? Observe as she daintly dines on her fancy cat food! Such a regal feline!

And the best part? She is available for adoption right here in Brooklyn at the Hope Veterinary Clinic! Contact them today!

What is this blog about anymore?

The questions? What questions? When was the last time I asked a question? All I do is post videos now. But I mean, how awesome is this cat? He could get a job at Kinko's - I bet he'd be more helpful than anybody working there now.

What is wrong with Connie Chung?

I have to give it up to my man Tyler Durden for finding this one. I don't even know what to say other than echo Tyler:

"Honest to god, if you woke up in the middle of the night, and Connie Chung was standing at the foot of your bed doing what she does here, you would literally die. "

Introducing: Choco!

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Why is Choco, who belongs to my dear friend Tats, so darn cute? (Make sure you have your sound on so you can hear the purrring!)

Introducing: Tyson!

My question: Could this dog by any more awesome-er?! Not only can he ride a skateboard - something Adam Sandler's Meatball could do - but he knows when and how to push himself to pick up speed, and when and how to turn to keep going. Incredible! For more, please check out Tyson's homepage.