Why can't I still be in New York?

I miss a lot of things about New York, but one of the biggest would be the restaurants. Here are all of the notable ones I dined at this summer, in approximate order of preference:

The Modern
Union Square Cafe
Suba
The Stanton Social
Al di la
Lupa
Buddakan
Craftbar
Craftsteak
Tribeca Grill
Franny's
Esca
Crave
Vento
Grammercy Tavern
Shake Shack
Dos Caminos
Café D'Alsace
Momofuku
wichcraft
Thalia
Haru
Bogota
Agave
Café Noir
Henry Street Ale House
Heights Café
China Grill

Mmmmm!!!!